Plus: One of our favorites suffers a devastating loss, a terrifying evil returns, and Stiles battles a really big birthday present.
After the July 23 episode of Teen Wolf, I think it’s official: Lydia (Holland Roden) throws the best parties in Beacon Hills. I wouldn’t exactly call them ‘fun’ — because, you know, everybody either hallucinates or dies — but they’re definitely memorable.

Plus, Garrett’s murder case takes a surprising turn! I haven’t been this upset over an acquittal since O.J.
It was a weird week in Rosewood. Like, really weird — even for Pretty Little Liars’ standards. On the July 17 episode, Hanna (Ashley Benson) went on a ‘date’ with Toby (Keegan Allen), her mom bared her cleavage for a pastor, and Spencer (Troian Bellisario) visited a creepy antique store. OK, that last part wasn’t so weird. It’s pretty much Spencer’s favorite after-school activity.

Was this episode supposed to be scary or sexy? Because it was definitely both. Nicely done, ‘Teen Wolf.’
There was once a time I thought I knew what was happening on Teen Wolf — but that was before I watched the July 16 episode, in which everything changed. Ghosts were mentioned, innocent peeps were killed, and Stiles (Dylan O’Brien) shed some big ol’ tears. Yup, it was one of those nights.

I always knew ‘A’ was twisted, but even I couldn’t have predicted chemical warfare. Always double check your drinks, girls!
Science really can do some amazing things these days. Not only did Jenna (Tammin Sursok) regain her sight, but as we saw on the July 10 episode of Pretty Little Liars, she also gained the ability to throw a bitchin’ party! Of course, like all big events in Rosewood, her birthday celebration quickly took “A” tragic turn.

Plus, Lydia’s visions take another freaky turn. Pray for that girl.
The July 9 episode of Teen Wolf posed a crucial question for viewers: Can Jackson (Colton Haynes) still look hot, even while literally eating a snake? The answer, as it turns out, was yes — but that was the least of this week’s bizarre revelations.

Plus, Jenna finally confronts her mom about the carefrontation letter — and it doesn’t go well.
The July 5 episode of Awkward taught viewers yet another timeless lesson: If you’re going to have sex, or do anything sex-like, make sure you’re not being filmed! When footage of Jenna (Ashley Rickards) and Matty (Beau Mirchoff) hooking up at “the sanctuary” went public — along with the sexcapades of nearly every other ne’er-do-well at school — she decided to tell Jake (Brett Davern) about her real first time.

Were you surprised to learn who the kanima really is, or did you suspect it all along? (Warning: spoilers ahead!)
With Derek (Tyler Hoechlin) and his crew of furry fury out for Lydia’s (Holland Roden) blood — he became convinced she was the kanima after she remained unaffected by its toxin — it was up to Scott (Tyler Posey) and friends to keep her safe on the June 25 episode of Teen Wolf. Little did they know…

Spoiler alert: Stop reading if you haven’t watched this week’s ‘Pretty Little Liars.’
Even when your whole life is crashing around you, you’re supposed to be able to rely on your family — unless, of course, you’re a Hastings, which Spencer (Troian Bellisario) learned the hard way on the June 19 episode of Pretty Little Liars. Big sis Melissa (Torrey DeVitto) finally returned to Rosewood this week, and like always, she brought along a nasty little secret.

Plus, we have new clues about the identity of the lizard creature! Who’s ready to play detective?
I was wondering when Allison’s (Crystal Reed) grandpa was finally going to figure out Scott’s (Tyler Posey) hairy surprise, but I have to admit, the revelation happened sooner than I thought — and there was way more stabbing involved. Grandpappy Argent confronted Scott on the June 18 episode of Teen Wolf, demanding his help in exchange for not killing his mom. Because grandparents are cute like that.

It’s true, the girls are no longer ‘blind’ to what Jenna’s been hiding from them! (See what I did there?)
“Bitch can see!” Aria (Lucy Hale) wins the award for best line of the night, as the girls finally learned that Jenna (Tammin Sursok) has been faking her blindness on the June 12 episode of Pretty Little Liars. Of course, that was hardly their biggest problem this week.

Plus, the Browns search for a new place to live — but all does not go according to plan.
After a year of searching, the Browns thought they finally found four perfect homes right next to each other on the June 3 episodes of Sister Wives, but they remained concerned the housing deal could fall through. “We’ve had broken hearts before.” Kody Brown revealed in an emotional confession. “We have dealt with big heartbreaks in our lives and we have overcome all of it.”

When Devon’s boyfriend Colin loses his job, he considers re-enlisting because he wants to support his family. However, his choice leaves Devon concerned! Find out what else happened this episode!
Unlike last week’s episode with Sarah, Devon Broyles has a loving and responsible boyfriend, Colin. After the couple welcomed beautiful Landon Levi, the couple plan their future together searching for a new house.

Plus, war isn’t just coming… It’s here!
Tyrion’s (Peter Dinklage) life may have become become a twisted re-telling of Pretty Woman, but the May 20 episode of Game of Thrones couldn’t have been less of a romantic comedy. When Tyrion tried to ship Joffrey (Jack Gleeson) off to war, Cersei (Lena Headey) used “his” whore as leverage to keep her son safe. Of course, there’s one very important details Cersei seems to have missed…

Plus, Silver finally picks a baby daddy! What do you think of her decision?
If the May 15 season finale of 90210 was turned into a late-’90s FOX game show, it would probably be called Who Wants To Impregnate A Teenager, as Silver (Jessica Stroup) spent the better part of the hour choosing which of her friends-with-benefits she wanted to make a baby with. Her choices: Navid (Michael Steger Jr.), who confessed his undying love for her, and Liam (Matt Lanter), who might actually be the only character on the show prettier than her. And after much careful consideration, Silver chose…

Finally the odds were in Chair’s favor and this time it was better than EVER!
They say something worth having, is something worth waiting for.

And for Chuck (Ed Westwick) and Blair (Leighton Meester), that couldn’t be more true.

Plus, Theon continues his quest to become the worst. character. ever.
My mantra has gone from “Kill Joffrey” to “Kill Theon” over the course of the season, and my contempt for the little Stark-crosser grew ten-fold on Game of Thrones’ May 13 episode. Theon (Alfie Allen) was most displeased that his flunkies let Bran (Isaac Hempstead-Wright) and Rickon (who I forget exists each week) escape Winterfell. Unable to track them down, he faked their deaths to send a message to all of Westeros. You know, so now everyone can hate him as much as the viewers already do.