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John Mayer complains he can’t find a girlfriend … and makes it pretty obvious why nobody would want to date him!

Omg, it is so obvious why John Mayer can’t keep a girlfriend. He is too busy thinking about himself 24/7! In an interview with Rolling Stone, John goes on and on about his favorite subject …. himself.

When he’s not talking about drinking scotch, taking Ambien, his “poop jokes,” vintage watches, or masturbating, John whines about trying to find the perfect girl. “He wants a girlfriend, a real life-partner girlfriend. It’s been a long time. And it’s just not happening,” the RS article conveys.

He says, “Do you think it’s going to take meeting someone who I admire more than I admire myself? But isn’t it also about a beautiful vagina?” Read more (if you can stomach it!)