Ted has allegedly been fooling around with his wife with at least five women, according to a report in the National Enquirer. “Private detectives are digging into [all the] affairs Ted Cruz supposedly had,” a Washington insider tells National Enquirer. Ted supposedly slept with “a foxy political consultant” and a high-powered D.C. attorney. There’s so much more to this scandal so click here to get all this delicious dirt.
Voters were in glee that a politician, known for his very conservative views, might have been a hypocrite by cheating on his wife. One user changed Ted’s “TrusTED” logo to “LusTED,” while others tried to put the idea of Ted having sex out of their minds. If you need help to block out the idea of Ted getting busy, blast some.
One voter also pointed out that Ted has been linked to the infamous Zodiac Killer. “5 murders attributed to the Zodiac Killer. 5 women linked to a Ted Cruz sex scandal.” The numbers add up!
Now, the last time the National Enquirer reported that a major political figure was cheating on his wife, it turned out to be ex-senator John Edwards, 62, per Crooks And Liars. John cheated on his wife, Elizabeth, and fathered a child with mistress, Rielle Hunter, 52. Voters were quick to draw comparisons. Some even thought this was a nefarious plan from Trump! Most voters, though, were just mocking Ted’s sex scandal.
"Good. Everything is proceeding according to my design." says architect of the #CruzSexScandal… pic.twitter.com/v1PiTfWIz5
— Star Wars (@StarWarsPR) March 25, 2016
As neutral as I like to try and be politically, this one made me laugh. #CruzSexScandal pic.twitter.com/W25YgTxsfv
— Patrick Scott Patterson (@OriginalPSP) March 25, 2016
https://twitter.com/youngvulgarian/status/713378343064891392
Ted Cruz sex scandal? pic.twitter.com/xl46dHoL8I
— cancel ALL student loan debt (@jdb1138) March 25, 2016
Ted Cruz Sex Scandal- four words that should never be in the same sentence. Or, great name for an anarcho-punk band. Dibs #CruzSexScandal
— Andrew Dyer (@SDUTdyer) March 25, 2016
5 murders attributed to the Zodiac killer. 5 women linked to a Ted Cruz sex scandal …
— HockeyChild (@AHockeyFetus) March 25, 2016
When you wake up and find out there was a #CruzSexScandal pic.twitter.com/YiH2jGLAQ9
— William Flores (@William_EFlores) March 25, 2016
I'm not surprised about the #CruzSexScandal, I always knew that guy was a creep pic.twitter.com/evnPyjaVaW
— Internet Palace (@InternetPalace) March 25, 2016
John Edwards says hi #CruzSexScandal pic.twitter.com/GNlAJuXqLe
— Tapas&Tango (@atticus_flinch) March 25, 2016
https://twitter.com/Nole4life02/status/713380750691856384
https://twitter.com/23SensFan/status/713382057167204352
If Ted has betrayed Heidi, he certainly didn’t show it while attacking his Republican rival. Donald insulted Ted’s wife with a gross meme that compared an unflattering shot of Heidi to Melania Trump, 45. Megyn Kelly, 45, was so shocked by Trump’s cruelty that she asked if Donald seriously attacked a woman for her looks. Donald still says he will “spill the beans” on Heidi. Does Donald know anything about Ted’s sex scandal?
What do you think about Ted being accused of cheating on Heidi, HollywoodLifers?