Pitching Tents & Fighting For Chris’ Attention
The first group date card arrived and it said…”Let’s do what feels natural…” The girls freaked — obviously because they were scared they would have to go a day without makeup.
For the date, Chris took the girls to the lake. Some girls started taking off their tops and bottoms before jumping in the water — nothing screams “respect me” more than that, right? “I love being here with you guys in your bathing suits,” Chris told the girls at one point. Ya you do, Chris.
Then, he tested their skills in tent building. Ashley I. claims she is a camping virgin AND a virgin camping — funny. As the night fell, the girls gathered around the campfire to roast marshmallows as they stared at the rose on the ground waiting to be given out.
Ashley S. pulled the crazy card, yet again. Is this girl for real though? She has got to be an actress. We refuse to believe she is really that crazy. “I like, really love you,” she told Chris during the group date after she kissed him.
We have a feeling she won’t be getting the group date rose. And we were right! Kaitlyn got it.
Ashley I. snuck to Chris’ tent in the middle of the night and instead of telling her no, he said “come here.” She revealed she never really had a real boyfriend. “I am not a hook up girl, I am wife material,” she said to Chris before making out with him in his tent….
Chris’ Sisters Pick Jade To Go On The One-On-One Date
Chris’ sisters all arrived to the house to choose the girl who will be getting the one-on-one date this week. Jillian was passed out in the pool when they arrived — talk about a bad first impression. After talking to each girl, Chris’ sisters chose Jade!
A team of pamperers arrived early in the afternoon to prep Jade for her big date! They fit her for a ball gown and made her look like a princess. OMG did they just tell her she could keep the Louboutins and Neil Lane diamond earrings? (We will just brush past those nice plugs because we are busy being jealous!)
During their Cinderella themed date, Jade and Chris both admitted they have previously been engaged — so cute, they have something in common!
Meanwhile back in the mansion, Kim K Ashley I. went a bit cray cray and put on her own princess gown while she had a pity party all by her lonesome. Get over it, girlfriend. This is how the game works! You can’t go on every date.
Chris’ date with Jade went well but to be honest, we don’t see him actually ending up with her.
Getting Dirty In Wedding Dresses
For the next group date, the girls received wedding dresses to wear on their outing with Chris. Will they go for a sweet photo-shoot? Nope. A muck fest obstacle course! The winner will have a one-on-one evening with Chris later on. Surprise, surprise — Jillian the body builder won!
She ended up talking his ear off over drinks during their alone time and Chris did not seem interested in what she had to say. “Would you rather have sex with a homeless girl or abstain from sex for four or five years?” she asked him.
That’s when he picked up the rose and broke the news to her, “It’s not there for me,” he said. Sorry Jillian. We actually felt slightly bad for her when she started crying.
The Most. Dramatic. Rose. Ceremony. EVER
“Tell me what you gathered from our tent conversation the other night,” Ashley I. asked Chris during the cocktail party. “It was intriguing,” he responded. That’s when she spilled the beans that she’s a virgin. Wait, she’s a virgin? Not sure she’s mentioned that before.
She freaked out because he didn’t kiss her after their convo. Maybe he takes her too seriously now that he knows she’s a virgin? Not a chance.
Britt got all emosh because he’s been lovin’ on Kaitlyn all week. Drama, drama, drama. Britt even confronted Chris about his relationship with Kaitlyn (who Britt thinks is sloppy.) Bad move, Britt. Bad move.
He got up in the middle of their talk and walked into the living room to make an announcement that he is (let’s say it all together folks) “here for the right reasons.”
Rose ceremony time! Crazy Ashley S., Julia and Nikki were sent home. So, Hollywoodlifers, what did you think of the episode? Let us know in the comments below!
— Shira Benozilio